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| Arlovski will beat Fedor: The fat says it all | Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:27 am by stoolcannon | 
Andrei Arlovski has made a career of beating up fatties and on January 24th he will continue his trend of punishing the morbidly obese with a stunning upset knockout over the heavily favored and terribly overweight Fedor Emelianenko.
Fedor, long considered the true pound for pound king of mixed martial arts, should prove little challenge for the aggresive belurussian who has repeatedly stuck to his guns by responding "Hows taste my big pee pee" when asked how he sees the fight playing out.
Fedor on the other hand could not be reached for comment because he was touring the Hershey's chocolate factory in Hershey, PA before making his way to vegas for a week of $11.95 buffets and free beverages.
Here are some of the other fatties he's run through:
Roy "Disgusting Fatbody" Nelson

Ben "PackODonuts" Rothwell

Paul "Weight Watchers" Buentello

Wesley "The Gunt" Corriera

and next in line:
Fedor "Pass me that twinkie" Emelianenko

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