http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/feed/? Latest topics Thu, 06 Aug 2009 00:59:54 GMT 10 http://illiweb.com/fa/empty.gif http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/feed/? http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/where-does-bj-i-quit-penn-go-from-here-t4916.htm Rector LL I say he should stay at WW. I mean, he's only 0-3 in the division since his somewhat flukish win over Hughes, what was that, ten years ago? Or maybe he could ask Dana for some more preferential treatment (1.st fight back: No. 1 contender bout at WW; 2nd fight back: title bout after losing WW No. 1 contender bout; 3rd fight back: No. 1 contender bout at LW; 4th fight back: title shot at LW; 5th fight back: Unification title match) by asking for those fights at MW or LHW he's always wanted with ... Serious MMA, Seriously Sun, 01 Feb 2009 10:05:58 GMT http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/where-does-bj-i-quit-penn-go-from-here-t4916.htm#267235 http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/where-does-bj-i-quit-penn-go-from-here-t4916.htm http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/pubic-f6/the-legend-of-tennessee-poop-tooth-t6034.htm Vance So Im eating lunch today and a crown pops out and I accidentally swallow it. Not cool since I vaguely remember shelling out $500 for it a few years back. I immediately drove home and put a plastic bag in the sink and tried to induce vomiting. First I chugged a glass of hot mustard water. I started puking but nothing solid came up. Then I jammed my finger down my throat but that hardly even made me gag (insert your fag/susan on prom night comments here.) Needless to say, I was pretty dismayed. ... Pubic Thu, 06 Aug 2009 00:59:54 GMT http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/pubic-f6/the-legend-of-tennessee-poop-tooth-t6034.htm#329264 http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/pubic-f6/the-legend-of-tennessee-poop-tooth-t6034.htm http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/breaking-news-vance-drops-out-of-pa-sectionals-t5549.htm MurillaNinjaScrilla due to herpes on the forehead. When reached for comment, Vance stated "I knew I should of stuck to fingerblasting." No word on a replacement as of yet. Serious MMA, Seriously Thu, 09 Apr 2009 13:13:59 GMT http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/breaking-news-vance-drops-out-of-pa-sectionals-t5549.htm#301722 http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/breaking-news-vance-drops-out-of-pa-sectionals-t5549.htm http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/-t4954.htm stoolcannon ]]> Serious MMA, Seriously Wed, 04 Feb 2009 17:31:36 GMT http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/-t4954.htm#268878 http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/-t4954.htm http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/arlovski-will-beat-fedor-the-fat-says-it-all-t4680.htm stoolcannon Andrei Arlovski has made a career of beating up fatties and on January 24th he will continue his trend of punishing the morbidly obese with a stunning upset knockout over the heavily favored and terribly overweight Fedor Emelianenko. Fedor, long considered the true pound for pound king of mixed martial arts, should prove little challenge for the aggresive belurussian who has repeatedly stuck to his guns by responding "Hows taste my big pee pee" when asked how he sees the ... Serious MMA, Seriously Mon, 12 Jan 2009 04:57:48 GMT http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/arlovski-will-beat-fedor-the-fat-says-it-all-t4680.htm#252899 http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/arlovski-will-beat-fedor-the-fat-says-it-all-t4680.htm http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/southern-california-pedophile-attempts-to-sign-on-to-tehfunk-t4139.htm Juddy J What a pathetic old sack of corn-filled shit. Serious MMA, Seriously Tue, 25 Nov 2008 16:27:55 GMT http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/southern-california-pedophile-attempts-to-sign-on-to-tehfunk-t4139.htm#219943 http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/southern-california-pedophile-attempts-to-sign-on-to-tehfunk-t4139.htm http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/bj-penn-stoops-even-lower-t5270.htm Mickey http://www.mmaweekly.com/absolutenm/templates/dailynews.asp?articleid=8357&zoneid=13


Filing the complaint was enough. What he wants done is absurd.]]> Serious MMA, Seriously Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:29:45 GMT http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/bj-penn-stoops-even-lower-t5270.htm#286556 http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/bj-penn-stoops-even-lower-t5270.htm http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/lmao-t5138.htm Boo We got a decent amount of chatter from the jackals about Diego Sanchez frothing at the face hole on his way into the cage at UFC 95. But I think this picture captures the raw essence of Diego’s intensity. That or he just swallowed a dump truck o’ semen before walking out. Hey, Luke Cummo has done stranger things… Serious MMA, Seriously Mon, 23 Feb 2009 21:34:27 GMT http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/lmao-t5138.htm#278877 http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/lmao-t5138.htm http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/nice-sweater-faggot-t4772.htm Boo ]]> Serious MMA, Seriously Wed, 21 Jan 2009 16:31:45 GMT http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/nice-sweater-faggot-t4772.htm#259025 http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/nice-sweater-faggot-t4772.htm http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/tehfunk-sits-down-with-fedor-before-his-upcoming-bout-with-arlovski-t4804.htm stoolcannon Tehfunk: Fedor, thanks for taking the time for the interview. I know you've been hard at work pounding down ice cream cones and racing your teammates to the all you can eat borscht buffet. How is your training regimen going? Tehfunk: Wow, that's amazing. I have to say that it really shows, especially when you wore your new sweater to yesterday's press conference. Can you tell me a little bit about thoughts on your upcoming bout with Andrei Arlovksi? He's one of your toughest ... Serious MMA, Seriously Fri, 23 Jan 2009 02:41:35 GMT http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/tehfunk-sits-down-with-fedor-before-his-upcoming-bout-with-arlovski-t4804.htm#260729 http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/tehfunk-sits-down-with-fedor-before-his-upcoming-bout-with-arlovski-t4804.htm http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/ufc-99-headliner-announced-t4595.htm stoolcannon ]]> Serious MMA, Seriously Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:30:25 GMT http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/ufc-99-headliner-announced-t4595.htm#248397 http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/ufc-99-headliner-announced-t4595.htm http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/tehfunk-sits-down-with-tony-bones-t4222.htm stoolcannon Tehfunk: Tony, thanks for sitting down with us. It's great that you were able to pull yourself away from your knife collection (and one dart) long enough for this interview. Tony: :TCMISWATCHINGYOU.GIF: Tehfunk: So Tony, you've come to be known as a big fan of horror movies and masks. What got you started down the path of that obviously creepy hobby that is usually reserved for serial killers and rapists? Tony: :TCMISWATCHINGYOU.GIF: :TCMISWATCHINGYOU.GIF: :TCMISWATCHINGYOU.GIF: ... Serious MMA, Seriously Thu, 04 Dec 2008 14:24:18 GMT http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/tehfunk-sits-down-with-tony-bones-t4222.htm#226558 http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/tehfunk-sits-down-with-tony-bones-t4222.htm http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/ufc-91-post-fight-analysis-t4142.htm stoolcannon If you were one of the many fans that purchased UFC 91 on pay-per-view, then you definitely got your money’s worth. All of the fights were broadcasted and each fight brought a good amount of excitement. Nate Quarry vs. Demian Maia Maia beat him up pretty good and Nate went back to being a zebulbas witness tehfunk scores it 10-8 Quarry Matt Brown vs. some guy from row 7 Brown stumbles out with a hangover and looks like complete ass before the tomato can he was fighting crumbled ... Serious MMA, Seriously Tue, 25 Nov 2008 20:12:45 GMT http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/ufc-91-post-fight-analysis-t4142.htm#220134 http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/ufc-91-post-fight-analysis-t4142.htm http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/vance-talks-to-tehfunk-about-pa-sectionals-and-where-he-goes-from-here-t4141.htm stoolcannon PA Sectionals 12th place champion Vance recently sat down with me to discuss what has been going on with his status and what his future plans are going forward, and what it’s like being in a maintrain. tehfunk: Vance, welcome! We are a serious MMA news site and we are grateful for your graciousness in granting us this interview. I know you've got a lot on your hands managing your singlet collection so this is really great. Fi.rs.t off. How long have you been wrasslin fools? Vahnze: ... Serious MMA, Seriously Tue, 25 Nov 2008 19:22:56 GMT http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/vance-talks-to-tehfunk-about-pa-sectionals-and-where-he-goes-from-here-t4141.htm#220116 http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/serious-mma-seriously-f19/vance-talks-to-tehfunk-about-pa-sectionals-and-where-he-goes-from-here-t4141.htm